Achievement unlocked: Receive incomprehensible, yet vividly titled, spam emails.

Currently awaiting deletion in my spam folder are...

Braids Fresh in Basement Meter

Amateur Swimming her trick leg
Got and Tight Bell Driving

Facialed Lesbian trousers rat

Here's what the excellent fuckyeahnouns.com gives for some of the two word phrases...

The Chewbacca image makes it all worthwhile, who knew you could turn stupid email titles into silly pictures?