Puddles are not a new thing, in fact the oldest one on record in England dates back to Wallingford where there has been a puddle since 1976. Making it some five years younger than Wallingford resident Charlie Brooker the journalist/broadcaster/writer/twitterer etc. Charlie is married to former Blue Peter presenter Konnie Huq.
It is well known that one of the sexiest things to ever be broadcast was Konnie apologising after a cat naming scandal. Although this wasn't the first time Blue Peter had apologised. They had to make an on-air live apology once when an elephant in the studio began behaving like a bloody elephant. Before being walked off by its trainer the elephant had left numerous deposits and a rather large puddle.
"Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water."
The Women's Petition Against Coffee
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