Achievement Unlocked: Aggravated Avian Flu

Achievement Unlocked: Happy Little Love Song

Sometimes you don't want to express anger or sadness. Sometimes you don't want to be abstract or circuitous. Sometimes you want to be direct.

Achievement Unlocked: Musical Building Blocks

Achievement Unlocked: Still Hating Instead of Loving

Another lyrical update, this time for White Feather...

Achievement Unlocked: Here comes the Calvary...

Updated Lyrics for Calvary, now with a completed third verse, but still with some words missing...

Achievement Unlocked: Swift Lunching

Sometimes the only thing that can sustain you after a bad morning at work (with only the promise of a worse afternoon) is a good lunch.

Achievement Unlocked: Toweling Off

Achievement Unlocked: Hyde in the Park

Everyone has a first true music love. Sadly for some people it's Barry Manilow or Rod Stewart and increasingly these days it's more likely to be some group of dressed up teenage rapists with a drum machine. As if anyone could ever consider N-Dubz to be lovable. (For legal reasons Dappy is NOT a rapist or a druggie.)

Achievement Unlocked: Mike Lightning

To say the Garbage Pail Kids cards where THE thing in my school when we were kids is to state bald unopposed fact. Like saying that Jeremy Kyle is everything that is wrong with humanity or that anyone raising a child on chips and ITV alone is the very worst kind of terrorist.

Achievement Unlocked: Pretty Puddle Lights

Achievement Unlocked: Hate as Love

This is the second set of lyrics I've been working on. The last set were quite abstract, i think these are more refined they're sort of built around the concept of two people feuding until they're the only ones left.